A refreshingly nice forward story !!!!!

Normally I belong to the species that deletes forward without as much as a second glance(or in some cases first glance!!!). But when a fellow PS mate "shared" this folder, I knew this was different. What a treat on an otherwise boring Monday it was !!!!!!!!
So please read and enjoy !!!!!

Statutory Warning : All charecters in the story will bear close resemblance to living charecters, known and unknown.I swear I was also struck by the uncanny similarities between the cast of this story and people in real life.!!!!!

Statutory Warning II : Forwards generally gain world wide recognition, and are used left,right and center all over,but this is a wonderful case of how I got to know the guy who wrote this.Guys.. this story solely belongs , with all intellectual and 87 other copyrights, to one Mr.Rajesh Advani.Good work buddy!!! His original story got published here at http://www.sulekha.com/expressions/articledesc.asp?cid=307066 (Wow, I updated a post dated May 2004 on Jan 28 2005 !!)

.......through half closed eyes, replied "Good Night," and
then proceeded to return to my half hour nap before
the bus reached the office. Unfortunately, I was
woken up by a punch in the arm.

"Wake up, bozo!" She was looking at me with a big
smile on her face. "I'm not sitting next to you to
listen to you snore."

Half-heartedly, I opened my eyes and turned to her.
"What's up?" I asked.

Preeti Mehra was tall, good-looking and slightly
tomboyish. She was also my best buddy. "Come on,"
she said. "Don't look so disappointed. You'd rather
sleep than talk to me?"

"I talk to you everyday, Preeti."

"You also sleep everyday."

"It's not enough."

"So you've had enough of talking to me, eh?"

You can't argue with a statement like that, so I had
to give up. I grinned and said, "OK, sweetheart.
What's on your mind?"

"I wanted to tell you what happened yesterday. Can
you guess?"

"Anurag called you last night."

"How did you know?" She was stunned.

"Oh, he asked me for your number yesterday."

"And you gave it to him?"

"What else could I do? And stop complaining. You've
been drooling over him for weeks now. He must have
thought he had a chance."

Preeti was the kind of girl who would openly ogle at
every other guy she saw. And yet, she would not
respond to any advances of a romantic nature. She'd
happily join a group of boys to go to a cricket
match, but if asked out to a movie, dinner, or even
coffee, she'd never say yes. She defined

"You like putting me in these situations, don't
you?" she said.

"No. That's not true. I love putting you in these

That invited another punch in the arm.

I had known Preeti for a year. We'd tell each other
about our joys and our sorrows, our victories and
our defeats. I'd tell her about all my crushes and
she'd scold me for being silly. She'd drag me to
classical music concerts and I'd add them to the
list of things she 'owed me' for.

And though I never let it show, I must say that she
punched pretty hard.

It was 12:00 am and my phone was ringing. "Hello," I
said, as I picked it up.

"Happy Birthday!" It was she.

"You're supposed to throw me a surprise party,
sweetheart. Not just call to say Happy Birthday."

"Well then open your door, dumbo!"

So I did and found her, cell-phone in hand, at my
doorstep -- with what seemed like half the
population of my company. My roommates were supposed
to be working late that night. Now I knew why.

I blew a lot of candles (seemed like much more than
25), cut my cake, got kicked in the behind, and got
painted with the cake's icing. If Preeti had had her
way, she'd probably have preferred to use a
paintbrush and a can of paint. But I bribed her with
a copy of the book "Lord of the Rings". She'd
borrowed it from me three times already. I thought
it was about time I gave her a copy for herself.

We chatted for an hour after everyone had gone. "I
think it's time I left," she said finally, trying to
stifle a yawn. I nodded. I dropped her home in my
roommate's car. As she was getting out of the car, I
stopped her.

"Hey, Preeti."



"Hey, don't get senti on me now!" she smiled. "Are
you trying to worm out of that gift you promised

"You know, it's interesting how I'm getting you a
gift on my birthday."

"That's just because you're stupid," she grinned.
"And you better get me that book, or I won't return
your copy."

"Hey, that copy was a gift to me from my dear friend
Preeti Mehra. I can't let you keep that."

She wasn't falling for that. "Your dear friend? And
what about me? Am I not dear to you?"

"Very smart. That won't work with me. I'm not one of
your Love Crazy suitors. Why do you need the book
anyway? You've read it umpteen times already."

"That is besides the point. You are getting me the
book. We both know that." She smiled that wide
confident smile of hers. "Good night." And she got
out of the car.

I sat there for some time, just thinking. Our
conversations were always like this – a little
joking, a little teasing and a lot of demanding. But
somehow, I felt that something had changed since the
moment she had turned up at my door that night. I
was still in my reverie when a paper ball landed on
the windshield. I craned my neck out of the window
and looked up. She was standing in her balcony.

"What are you still doing there?" she whispered

"Waiting for you to start a paper-ball fight," I
whispered back.

"We can do that tomorrow. Go home now. It's way past
your bedtime!"

"Ok, mommy," I grinned back. "I'm going home now!"

I'm an extravagant gift-giver, and it is definitely
going to be my downfall some day. I made her wait
for it, but finally bought her the book. That, and
half-a-dozen other omnibus collections of various
authors, including a copy each of `The Complete
Works of Shakespeare' and `The Complete Short
Stories of Charles Dickens'. All I got for it was an
"I told you so."

I started spending a lot of time at her place after
that. Mostly because I wanted to read all those
books, and she wouldn't lend them to me.

"I'm not as stupid as you, ape-man. I'm not falling
into the same trap I laid for you. Plus, you dog-ear
your books. You're not doing that to these
masterpieces. So if you want to read them, you read
them here. And if you want to mark your place, use a

So that's what I did. She'd even make me wash my
hands before I touched the books. It was as if they
were sacred.

"Need I remind you that it was me that bought you
the books in the first place? For my birthday!"

"So? They're mine now."

"Well, then. I've been meaning to ask you this for a
long time. Where exactly is my birthday gift?"

"It was in your tummy at one point of time. It's
probably been washed into the sea by now."


"Remember the cake I baked you on your birthday?"

"You what? You can't bake cakes!" That was a
mistake. She looked hurt. "You baked me a cake?" She
didn't say a word. She just shrugged.

I was stunned. "But you never told me."

"You didn't ask." That was typical of her.

"It was fantastic! And you wasted most of the icing
on me!"

"The cake was for you, dumbo."

"How long did it take you to make the whole thing?"
It had been a two-layered vanilla-chocolate cake
with three flavors of very creamy icing. She had
done all that!

"Well, the chocolate cake took an hour and fifteen
minutes, and so did the vanilla. Then cutting them
up and putting them together took another 15
minutes. Each flavor of icing took 20 minutes for
preparation, and then putting it on the cake took
another half hour. Cleaning up the mess took an

She seldom claimed the credit for anything, but once
she started bragging, there was no stopping her.
However, I wasn't thinking about that right then.

"You spent over five hours on that cake?"

"A little over four hours preparing it, and an hour
cleaning up. Yes."

I was speechless. I didn't know how to react. She
hated cooking.

"I forgot to mention," she continued, "the hours I
spent the week before that, practicing. Even the
birds wouldn't touch the first three cakes!"

I couldn't help but ask. "Why?"

"Because the first one got burnt, the second one was
only half cooked, and in the third one, I forgot to
add sugar."

It was just like her, to try to divert the
conversation. "I mean why did you spend so much time
on baking me a cake?"

She looked at me like I'd asked her why the sun
rises in the east. "For your birthday, stupid. Of
course, I also wanted to beat every gift you've ever
got me. Try beating this one." She was grinning like
she'd won the world championship.

As far as I was concerned, she had. I'd never spent
a week making her anything. I'd never even spent an
hour making her anything. Getting her a gift
normally involved me taking her to the store,
letting her choose and use my credit card. Suddenly,
I felt cheap. "Thanks," was the only thing I could
say. "Thanks a lot."

"Hey. Are you getting senti on me again?"

I was.

I was still mulling over my feelings for Preeti the
next day at work when my boss asked to speak to me.

I went over to his cabin and he started with the
usual greetings, asking how work was going and
whether I was comfortable. He then told me that the
company wanted to send me to New York for a couple
of years. Normally, this wouldn't have made much of
a difference to me. I could work anywhere and didn't
have too much love for visiting places foreign. But
right then, the first thought that came to me was
that I'd be away from Preeti for two whole years.
Twenty-four hours before, I'd have been disappointed
to lose her company. But right then, I was
devastated. That was when I knew I was in love with
her. I'd had crushes before. Lots of them. But this
was different.

"Do you have any problem in going?" my boss asked,
since I hadn't responded.

"Not really," I replied. What else could I say? That
I was in love, and couldn't bear the separation?

"When do I have to leave?"

I had a month.

"Wow! New York! Great! I've heard it's a fantastic
city! Did you know it snows there in winter?" Preeti
was obviously very excited about my going. She
didn't seem to share my disappointment on what I now
saw as 'separation'.

I had not decided then if I was going to tell her
how I felt. We'd known each other for a little over
a year, and we were very close, but beyond some mild
flirting, the relationship had never got even close
to romantic. That was, of course, until I found out
she had spent a week baking me a cake. It's funny
how small things seem to make such a big difference.

"What happened?" she asked. "You don't seem very

"Oh," I replied, "it's just that it's so sudden,
that's all. And you know I was never all that
interested in going to America."

"What an idiot. Go see the place. I've heard the
women there are amazingly beautiful." She had a sly
smile on her face. I wanted to tell her I didn't
care if I laid my eyes on another woman again, if
she wasn't with me. But I didn't.

I realized that I only had another month with her.
She'd rejected every guy who'd asked her out ever
since I'd known her. I didn't want the same to
happen to me, and I didn't want to make it awkward
between us. I didn't want to risk that month. I
wanted it to be the best time I had ever spent with
her. After I came back from the US, I might not even
get to meet her again. Two years was a long time.

We ate out almost every night. We visited some of
the best restaurants in the city. She also helped me
shop for warm clothes, formalwear, shoes, toothpaste
and a million things I'd never have thought of on my

"You need to buy a nail-cutter." My roommates and I
shared one.

"I've prepared a list of must-have medicines that
you should carry."

"Your iron won't work in the US. No point buying one
here as you need one that works at a hundred and ten
volts and has flat pins. You can buy one at a K-Mart
or Wal-Mart as soon as you get there."

"You need at least two pairs of formal shoes and at
least ten pairs of dark socks. The East Coast has a
formal dress code. And you won't do your laundry
more than once a week or two."

"How many ties do you have? And which trousers do
your blazers go with?"

"Better get a haircut before you leave from here.
Knowing you, you'll postpone the first haircut for
too long."

She'd call me up at one in the morning to tell me to
add 'one more item' to my list.

And with every passing day, I was falling more
deeply in love with her.

The month swept by quickly. The day I was supposed
to leave, I asked her to come with me to the
airport. "Of course, dumbo. You think I'd let you go
just like that, or what?"

After packing my bags for me and checking the lists
for the hundredth time, she finally pronounced me
"Good to go."

We reached the airport four hours early to beat the
rush, because it was an international flight. She
got a visitor's pass to sit in the waiting area
while I went ahead and checked-in my bags. Preeti
had got a spring balance from somewhere and so we
knew my bags were well within the weight limit. I
finished the formalities and came to sit with her.
We had only a few hours before I had to go for my
security-check. We decided to get something to eat
at the food court. And all the time, the one thing
that was going through my head was that, after this,
I wouldn't see her for at least another two years.

"Hey, Champ. Why so glum?" She saved 'Champ' for
special days. Normally, it was just 'dumbo', 'bozo',
'ape-man', 'matchstick man', 'weirdo', or if she was
very irritated with me, 'nutcase'.

"I don't want to go," I said.

"I don't want you to go either."

"No, you don't understand." I couldn't hold it in
any longer. "I can't stand the thought of living
without you by my side."

She stared at me. There was a strange look in her
eyes. I couldn't read it.

"I am madly in love with you, Preeti."

At this, a sound escaped her lips that sounded like
a cross between a sob and a laugh. "Well, dumbo,
you've picked an absolutely fabulous time to tell me
about it!"

A tear escaped her eyes. It was all I could do to
stop myself from wiping it off her cheeks.

"How long have you felt this way?" She seemed
amused, though she was definitely crying. I didn't
know what to make of it.

"From the day I found out you had baked me a cake."

She laughed. "That's all it took? Well, bozo, I
guess a way to a man's heart is certainly through
his stomach! Hold it. A month? You waited a month?
You were the one who kept saying that if you really
liked a girl you wouldn't waste a day in telling
her!" She was smiling widely now. It looked funny,
with her eyes all wet.

"Well, I was confused. How did I know how you'd
react? In fact, I still don't understand your
reaction. I thought it would change things between
us. You've rejected every guy who ever proposed to

"That's because I'm in love with you, you overgrown

"What?" Somehow, I'd never expected her to say that.
She was in love with me? "How long have you been in
love with me?"

"Ever since the day you offered to carry my suitcase
for me."

"But that was the first day I met you!"

"I guess I was always a sucker for chivalry."

"All this time you've been in love with me and you
never said anything! Then you go and complain that I
waited a month!"

"You guys are so bad at reading a girl's mind."

"You women are so good at keeping your thoughts a
secret! Even Einstein couldn't figure you out."

"Einstein was a nerd. Casanova, on the other hand,
understood us very well."

"I love you."

"I know."

That moment, my dear friends, was magic. I looked
into her eyes and took her hands in mine. Physical
contact for us had been limited, until then, to a
punch in the arm, a slap on the back of the head, or
giving each other a 'high five'.

"You realize, don't you," she said, "that this is
our first date?" Leave it to her to notice the
little things.

"I really don't want to go." I'd always maintained
that love is a bucketful of emotions. I wasn't
exactly delighted to be proved right.

"Don't worry. I'm coming there in a couple of

"How? On a dependent visa?"

She laughed. "For that, I'll have to wait, won't I?
I've got a project in New Jersey."

I couldn't believe my ears. "What? When did that
happen? You never even told me!"

"Well, I wasn't sure you'd propose before you left.
And I couldn't exactly sacrifice you to those New
York women, could I? I had to watch out for myself.
So I went on a project-hunting spree. There is an
opportunity coming up for a project in about two
months. Someone is coming back to India, so I'll be
taking his place. They want me there for a little
less than two years." She was beaming. "I realized I
had struck gold!"

"And if I'd not told you how I felt? When were you
planning on telling me about it?"

"Around a month before I reached there. I had to
make it look natural. Or you'd think I was

"Well, you are desperate!" This was incredible. All
I'd done in the past month had been to mope around,
listen to sad songs and write her letters that I
never intended her to read. "You've been scheming
all this while! How come you didn't lay a trap for
me a year ago?"

"I tried giving you hints, dumbo, but you just
wouldn't pay attention!" She was laughing. "You're
the only guy I ever spent any time with. Wasn't that
a big enough hint?"

That was true. She would happily join a group of
boys to go to a cricket match, but I now realized,
only if I was one of them.

"What if I had rejected you?" I was extremely
flattered that she'd been crazy about me for a year.
My ego was swelling.

"You must be kidding!" she was clearly amused. "I
get proposed to every few days. You are the one
who's been rejected more times in the last year than
I can count on two pairs of hands!"

She really knew how to burst my bubble.

"Hey," she said softly, "don't look so dejected. I
said 'Yes', didn't I?"

I grinned. "Yes, you did. And you've made me a very
happy man. But you know what would make me even


"If you learn to cook as good as you bake cakes."

So she punched me in the arm again.


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